Brian was just some weird guy Logan slept with once and then tried to get rid of, or so he thought, until Santa arrived in the middle of the night to whisk him off to Christmas Land to be punished for his behaviour. From the initial ride in the sleigh to the frozen landscape, Christmas Land is not at all Logan’s cup of tea. He doesn’t know anything about making toys, and he really begins to resent that little elf who writes his name down every time he says a bad word. Logan suspects he’s caught up in a nightmare, until he meets Terrance, and some elves, that have been just waiting for a real bad boy like Logan to come along. Then he sees Julius, and for the first time in his life, Logan hears music.