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Monkeys, Sex, and Other Birthday Surprises


Published by: eXtasy Books

Author : Kellie Kamryn

ISBN :978-1-4874-0727-8

Page :72

Word Count :19970

Publication Date :2016-06-01

Series : The Harders#1

Heat Level :

Available Formats : Monkeys, Sex, and Other Birthday Surprises (epub) , Monkeys, Sex, and Other Birthday Surprises (pdf) , Monkeys, Sex, and Other Birthday Surprises (prc) , Monkeys, Sex, and Other Birthday Surprises (mobi)

Category : Contemporary Romance , Erotic Romance

  • Product Code: 978-1-4874-0727-8


An unwanted party, a pet primate, an unexpected visit from a lover—birthday surprises are one hell of a gift.

Missy Harder is reluctant to ruin a good thing and meet her on-line lover, Sam Kentley, in person. Sexting, and phone sex, make her panties wetter than a summer downpour. Even with their amazing conversations about life, her low self-esteem holds her back from meeting him in person.

Sam Kentley is dying to see if the connection he and Missy have is real. Easy to talk to, a sexy as hell picture, and her ability to play along with sexy scenarios online rocket his sex drive sky high. When she agrees to phone sex, he thinks he’s in heaven, but it’s the conversation in between he adores. If he could convince her to meet, he’s sure they could have more.

When he accompanies a friend to a surprise birthday party, he’s shocked to find the party is for Missy. Not how he expected their first meeting, and never in his wildest dreams did he think it would include her zany family, plus being attacked by a pet monkey.

Horrified at meeting Sam under such conditions, Missy’s humiliation threatens to ruin their first in-person encounter. But when Sam refuses to leave her to her misery, they both learn that love surprises you when you least expect it.

“Oooohhh... fuck, baby. Yeah, ride me harder... harder...”

Missy gripped the phone tighter in one hand as Sam Kentley’s deep voice rumbled in her ear. She rubbed her clit furiously with the middle finger of her other hand. “Mmmm... feels so good. Give it to me...” Her voice trailed away on a moan.

“Oh, I’m gonna give it to you so hard,” Sam rasped.

“Oohhh... I can’t hold back,” she squealed. She squeezed her inner muscles and pleasure threatened to crash through her body with the force of a runaway train. First time I’ve ever come this fast. Damn, it’s good...

Sam breathed heavy into the phone. “Oh shit,” he shouted. “I’m coming!”

“Me, too. Oh, oh—” A loud bang deflated her blossoming orgasm. What the hell? I was so close dammit! Someone had better be dying or the apartment complex on fire to interrupt what she’d been looking forward to all afternoon.

“Hold on, Sam.” Sighing, she squeezed her legs together, pussy throbbing at being denied release.

“What do you mean, hold on?” His strangled voice made her wince in envy. “Unnnhhhh... .”

No mistaking that sound. Well, at least one of us finished. Missy sighed and flopped back onto the pillow on her bed. Then she reached over to grab her panties from where she’d tossed them on the bed.

“Baby?” Sam panted.

Missy huffed out a breath, slipping her underwear on. “Yeah, I’m here.” Cradling the phone to her ear, she rolled off the bed and retrieved her bathrobe from the hook on the back of her door. She shrugged into the garment, flipped her hair out of the collar, and ran to the washroom.

“What the fuck, hon? Tell me you came with me,” he pleaded. “We’ve been looking forward to this for a while now.”

“Sorry,” she replied, washing her hands at the sink. No need to answer the door with pussy juice all over my fingers. The person at the door pounded louder, yelling this time.

Missy grimaced, and strode out of the bathroom and down the hall. Her sister, Miranda, had lousy timing. “I’m coming! I’m coming!” she yelled back.

“You were coming,” Sam griped. “What’s going on?”

“My sister is threatening to break down my door,” she growled.

“Fuck. Can’t you just ignore her?”

“I would if she wasn’t causing a scene. I’ll call you back, honey.”

“Babe, we’ve been planning this for over a week. I love the sound of your voice telling me what you’re going to do to me. You’re killing me here! My balls are turning blue. Don’t hang up on me.”

Her voice dropped to a whisper as she squinted through the peephole. “Oh, please. Your balls are not turning blue. I just heard you get off.”

“Sugar, come on...”

“Don’t sugar me.”

“You’re grumpy,” he said.

Of course I am! “And your point?”

“You wouldn’t be grumpy if—”

“Missy—I can hear you! Open the door,” Miranda called out.

A guttural sound, much like that of an angry grizzly bear, erupted from Missy’s throat.

“Baby, let me get rid of her, and I’ll call you back.”

He heaved a breath. “Fine, but text me first. I’m going out with a friend for a bit tonight, but I promise you—when I get home, I’m all yours again.”

Missy smiled at Sam’s offer, even though disappointment settled into her gut. She’d taken the afternoon off of work to celebrate her birthday with Sam this way. Not how she’d expected things to go down. Although, technically no one’s really going down on anyone. She stuck her tongue o

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