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Little John’s Very Big Problem


Published by: eXtasy Books

Author : Celine Chatillon

ISBN :978-1-4874-3349-9

Page :68

Word Count :17000

Publication Date :2010-08-18

Series : Brandi Whyne#4

Heat Level :

Available Formats : Little John’s Very Big Problem (pdf) , Little John’s Very Big Problem (prc) , Little John’s Very Big Problem (epub) , Little John’s Very Big Problem (mobi)

Category : Erotica , Science Fiction

  • Product Code: 978-1-4874-3349-9


Little John's very big problem...

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill, Futurama, and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex! In Chapter Four: Little John’s Very Big Problem Brandi bravely cheers up the giant John Thomas with her own brand of sexual healing. J.T. harbors a crush on Peri, a shy girl who works at Robin’s hideout. After a makeover and a sexy soak in the tub, Brandi, Peri and company enjoy a dinner party that includes plenty of dessert. But will bandits from another dimension spoil their fun?

Was Peri coming on to me? Perhaps she wasn’t that interested in John Thomas after all?

“Do you like John Thomas?” I asked point blank. This dinner party would be a total bust if she didn’t. It would only hurt his feelings if she preferred women instead of men. I breathed a sigh of relief as she shook her head ‘yes’.

“But how can I compete besides someone as sexy as you?” she cried. “I’m a square peg and everyone else has a round hole. I don’t fit in.”

I jumped to my feet. “All right, stand up and clothes off. It’s time to start the makeover. I’ll run the bubble bath.”

Peri complied with my request in record time. Helping her to put her hair up, I noticed the graceful curve of her long neck. Beneath the shyness and awful taste in clothes stood a beauty without pretension. The only thing she lacked was self-confidence.

“Into the bath with you. I hope you like wild violets. We seem to have a ton of purple bath salts around here.”

She licked her lips slowly and looked at me. “Won’t you join me? This tub is big enough for the both of us...”

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Tags: Adult, Erotica, Humor, Science Fiction