Archie was convinced that he only needed his dog Cuddles for company until he caught sight of his old schoolboy heartthrob, the spunky, delicious, Paul De Luca, on a late-night cooking show.

Applying to be on the program when he was as drunk as a skunk turned out to be a really bad idea—especially as he’d forgotten about it by the time he was sober. Weeks later, with Archie nursing another hangover, the television crew turning up at his front door triggers not only his memory but a major panic to keep it company. 

Coming face to face with the man he’s always fancied is bad enough, but throw in a homophobic director and a dog with attitude, and life for Archie is about to become a whole lot more interesting.