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Jackie Rose


Jackie Rose is known for her silly but sexy spoofs, and this time the joke is on her. Like her heroine Rose Garland, she loves writing erotic historical romances in classic settings like the Trojan War, Camelot and Bonnie Prince Charlie’s revolt.

But, just like the imaginary Rose Garland, the real-life Jackie Rose seems to attract the most readers with her sexy satires…most notably, the best-selling series that started with “I’m Undead and I Vote.”

Email : Jackierosewriter@verizon.net

Captive Master

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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The biggest, baddest slavemaster of all is back. Ten years after the world learned to loathe him in Uncle Tom'...
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The biggest, baddest slavemaster of all is back. Ten years after the world learned to loathe him in Uncle Tom's Cabin, the tables are turned with a vengeance on Simon Legree. The Civil War is raging, he is now a Confederate prisoner and his former favorite slave girl Cassy is a Union army nurse. She always held the key to his heart, but now she also has the key to his cell. And they are--literally---rubbing up against a whole new cast of original characters.
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Dueling Duo

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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Refined, restrained and always reasonable, Cassandra Bailey can make polygamy sound boring when she talks about it...
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Refined, restrained and always reasonable, Cassandra Bailey can make polygamy sound boring when she talks about it on her TV show. Buck Patrick, on the other hand, is a radio rabble-rouser who rants and raves against everyone on every side of every possible issue. When he is hired to jazz up her ratings, their heated debates will soon be followed by even hotter sex in their dressing rooms. And, of course, no one will know about their secret love affair--except for everyone who watches them on the air.
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Feuding Foursome

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Sunday morning TV shout show… Now that the Dueling Duo are...
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Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Sunday morning TV shout show…

Now that the Dueling Duo are married, things are settling down on their Sunday morning TV shout show…to the producer’s great dismay. So he brings in two new co-hosts, resulting in a Feuding Foursome. But when four TV porn stars decide to use their own X-rated, on-demand program in order to impersonate the foursome, things start getting really wild in this silly but sexy sequel to Dueling Duo. And can things get any wilder, when a foreign prince with a strong spanking hand decides to get in on the act?

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Hard Man

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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A villain in victory…a hero in defeat...and an irresistible lover either way. Now "Rebel Rogue" a...
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A villain in victory…a hero in defeat...and an irresistible lover either way. Now "Rebel Rogue" and "Prince Charlie's Witch" are yours together…showing two alternative fates for Bonnie Prince Charlie's most loyal supporter, Captain O'Neill. In defeat, he wins the heart of a British officer's sister…in victory, he meets his match in a London lady who is even more ruthless than he. Released in honor of the 260th anniversary of their doomed Highland uprising, the dual volume will show you both what happened and how it might have been, if a time traveler had changed history, for this Irish rebel "Hard Man."
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I'm Undead and I Vote

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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Having spent the last weeks of her life trying to put a sexy senator into the White House, she redoubles her effor...
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Having spent the last weeks of her life trying to put a sexy senator into the White House, she redoubles her efforts afterwards. In such a close election, she knows that even a small downtrodden minority can make all the difference—and what minority is trodden down further than her fellow undead (by about six feet, usually). Soon she has an issue she can really sink her teeth into—namely, leading the (pardon the expression!) crusade to organize this much-despised demographic into a powerful voting bloc. And along the way, she meets with the battiest bunch of vampires, vampire slayers and vote seekers this side of Terry Pratchett. They include— --George Zagorsky, her vampire sire, who asks himself, in almost every crisis, "What would Bela Lugosi do?" --Tim Johnson, a male model, who finds new career opportunities in posing for the covers of erotic romantic vampire novels—with the strict understanding that he can only work at night --a crazy crew of self-chosen Vampire Slayers, hastily formed from the disaffected faction of the Jefferson Davis High School PTA --and, as always, in any presidential election year, the TV pundits, who are eager to tell the public how much the Vampire Vote will really count. --But above all, there is Tiffany’s hero, the presidential candidate, Felix O’Neill. He rewards her efforts by inviting her into his bed—where they really do make things go bump in the night.
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I'm a Senior and I'm Savage

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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Well, all right, so they are all really residents of a senior living center, sharing their sexy fantasy via the In...
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Well, all right, so they are all really residents of a senior living center, sharing their sexy fantasy via the Internet…until the Golden One’s conservative children catch her writing her purple prose. Now the three laptop lovers have only one chance to keep their dream alive…a civil rights attorney named Zipporah Stuart. Can she stop the director from taking their computers away? Or will those two wind up starting some cyber hanky panky of their own, in this sexy, spoofy sequel to “I’m a Viking and I Protest”
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I'm a Vampire For Real

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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Formerly the fourth bride of a Romanian vampire master, Crina Vyrdelek has come to Northern Virginia where she has...
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Formerly the fourth bride of a Romanian vampire master, Crina Vyrdelek has come to Northern Virginia where she has become the leading saleslady at 21st Century Golden Real Estate. Now she is trying hard to please all kinds of crazy clients…including a BDSM dominatrix who is dead set against animal cruelty…but even more determined to lure Crina into her own lifestyle. Crina’s own tastes run more to the rugged were-Leading-Eye-Dog whom she hired to protect her. Can he defend her from the threat of betrayal by bitterly jealous business rivals, a frustrated consensual slave girl and even her own former master’s newest bride? And what will she do if he proves to be guilty of the cruelest betrayal of all? Above all, can a vampire and a werewolf join together for lots of hot sex and home sales?
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I'm a Vampire and I Count

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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Having lured a president into her bed in the Fictionwise humor-best seller “I’m Undead and I Vote,&rdq...
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Having lured a president into her bed in the Fictionwise humor-best seller “I’m Undead and I Vote,” Tiffany Golden will now be lured in turn to a vampire master’s castle. (Except that she insists on saying he invited her there, because “lured” is such a stereotype). There, she will find a vegetarian were-Maltese and her alpha werewolf mate, a vampire bride determined to become a licensed Realtor and, oh yes, the prospect of lasting love.
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I'm a Vampire at War on Halloween

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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That batty bunch you first met in “I’m Undead and I Vote” is back...both sillier and sexier than...
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That batty bunch you first met in “I’m Undead and I Vote” is back...both sillier and sexier than ever. This time, Count Dracula himself is on the prowl…determined to finish the holiday fun and put the Hell back in Halloween. But first, he must face a two feuding TV talk show hosts…his nagging mother…and, oh yes, his growing passion for a history teacher who knows his sad true story. Along the way, he’ll find lots of the other crazy creatures you have met in this best-selling series. They include the first undead activist…her friend the fierce were-Maltese…and the country’s be-witching First Lady.
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I'm a Viking and I Protest

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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“Ravished by Ragnar”—“Enslaved by Eric”—Karl Gustavsen is tired of seeing erot...
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“Ravished by Ragnar”—“Enslaved by Eric”—Karl Gustavsen is tired of seeing erotic romance writers turn his ancestors into these steamy sex fantasies. So he starts the Viking Anti-Defamation League to sue the author, Rose Jacobson, along with her publisher, Orgazm Books. But his favorite Viking relic might prove that everything she says is true. Every time he touches it, she is pretty sure to wind up getting—well—carried away.
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I’m a Vampire…In Charge of Draculacare

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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When the mortals start vamping the vampires…then what’s a poor vampire to do?   Catering...
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When the mortals start vamping the vampires…then what’s a poor vampire to do?
 
Catering to a growing group of Undead Americans, the President has decreed that everyone must have a chance to benefit from his Eternal Care Act…more commonly known as “Draculacare.” It seems like a great idea….until it becomes all too clear that it is driving the vampires batty, with mortals becoming all too eager for their dark kisses (not to mention other intimate acts as well). Thus continues the silly but sexy best-selling series that started with I’m Undead and I Vote.
 
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Miriam and Menelaus

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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She is Moses’ sister Miriam, helping to lead their fellow slaves from Egyptian bondage to their Promised Lan...
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She is Moses’ sister Miriam, helping to lead their fellow slaves from Egyptian bondage to their Promised Land. Miriam meets King Menelaus as he is going to war to reclaim his runaway wife, Helen of Troy. When the Spartan ruler sees the Hebrew prophetess dancing in the desert, they will soon be torn between their duty to their people and their own forbidden desires.
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Planet Maccabee

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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The exciting Hanukkah story is told again in a futuristic setting, where Judah, the Crown Prince of Planet Maccabe...
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The exciting Hanukkah story is told again in a futuristic setting, where Judah, the Crown Prince of Planet Maccabee, leads a desperate fight for freedom against the intergalactic tyrants who have invaded his sacred Temple and enslaved the woman he loves.
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Prince Charlie's Witch

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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An American girl goes back 250 years to help Bonnie Prince Charlie win the British throne and London's two mos...
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An American girl goes back 250 years to help Bonnie Prince Charlie win the British throne and London's two most beautiful actresses along with it. She soon finds that she herself is the prize in yet another battle, between the Prince's two most ardent supporters...a powerful young highland laird and a ruthless, charming Irish rebel. And not one of them knows that they will soon have to face the most deadly enemy of all.
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Rebel Rogue

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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A charming, ruthless Irish rebel, Captain Francis O’Neill is a prisoner in Ediburgh Castle after Bonnie Prin...
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A charming, ruthless Irish rebel, Captain Francis O’Neill is a prisoner in Ediburgh Castle after Bonnie Prince Charlie’s revolt. When his English captors send Lady Mary Buchanan to spy on him, he sets out to win her heart but winds up losing his own. Soon both of their lives are in danger, as he is sentenced to death and she makes a desperate attempt to save him by joining a rebel outlaw band. Presented for St. Patrick’s Day and the 260th anniversary of Bonnie Prince Charlie’s 1745 Revolt, Rebel Rogue will bring this unforgettable era to exciting life.
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The Muse of X Rated Romance

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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His lust is eternal. When author Rose Garland summons the Muse from Mount Olympus to inspire her in writing a...
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His lust is eternal.

When author Rose Garland summons the Muse from Mount Olympus to inspire her in writing an erotic historical romance, she expects to see a sweet lady in a flowing gown appear. Instead, she finds herself facing a sleazy but sexy hustler who compels her to write BDSM, menage a trois and Master-slave fiction instead, thus fulfilling her own wildest fantasies.

Things get even wilder when Mr. Muse forces her to act out his scenes with him and his handsome apprentice, who boasts a very broad chest covered with equally vulgar t-shirts. But when a wealthy publisher offers to print her sweet historical romance instead…and the nice Muse of History pops up at a city council meeting in order to help her…while her sister Muse of Comedy won’t stop laughing at her own awful jokes…then what’s a girl to do, especially when she realizes that she enjoys it all?

 
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Warrior's Captive: I, Briseis

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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She knew she should hate him. But once the great warrior Achilles takes his beautiful captive Briseis in his magni...
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She knew she should hate him. But once the great warrior Achilles takes his beautiful captive Briseis in his magnificent arms, she lives only for his embraces. Soon, though, his jealous commander will tear them apart, forcing to serve his own lust. War will cost her the man she loves, but peace will bring new perils when she earns the murderous jealousy of Helen of Troy. And at last, Briseis will stand alone to fight for her life against the deadliest foe of all—the cruel and cunning Odysseus—before he sends her on her own desperate journey, to find her beloved captor again. Too hot for the screen to hold, this story goes on where Hollywood leaves off—to the passionate reunion of this unforgettable pair.
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