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Brandi Whyne 8

Written By: Celine Chatillon
Series: Brandi Whyne #8
Published By: Extasy Books
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What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the...
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What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex! In Chapter 8, the space pirates long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first, Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little demonstration and another great orgy later, the Triple P arrives at Old Terra and comes under attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing, and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?  
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The Muse of X Rated Romance

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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His lust is eternal. When author Rose Garland summons the Muse from Mount Olympus to inspire her in writing a...
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His lust is eternal. When author Rose Garland summons the Muse from Mount Olympus to inspire her in writing an erotic historical romance, she expects to see a sweet lady in a flowing gown appear. Instead, she finds herself facing a sleazy but sexy hustler who compels her to write BDSM, menage a trois and Master-slave fiction instead, thus fulfilling her own wildest fantasies. Things get even wilder when Mr. Muse forces her to act out his scenes with him and his handsome apprentice, who boasts a very broad chest covered with equally vulgar t-shirts. But when a wealthy publisher offers to print her sweet historical romance instead…and the nice Muse of History pops up at a city council meeting in order to help her…while her sister Muse of Comedy won’t stop laughing at her own awful jokes…then what’s a girl to do, especially when she realizes that she enjoys it all?  
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Brandi Whyne 7

Written By: Celine Chatillon
Series: Brandi Whyne #7
Published By: Extasy Books
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Brandi Whyne 7 – Brandi takes on the woman who broke her lover’s heart in the only way she knows how&m...
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Brandi Whyne 7 – Brandi takes on the woman who broke her lover’s heart in the only way she knows how—by seducing Marian’s second-in-command, of course. What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill, Futurama and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex! In Chapter 7, Brandi’s Best Revenge, the crew of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip encounter their time bandit contact in their own dimension—Robin’s ex-girlfriend, Marian Maidenform. But all is not quite as it seems aboard Marian’s ship, and seducing the hunky android Andrew becomes part of Brandi’s revenge against the cold yet sexy woman who broke Robin’s heart. But what does K.R.A.P.P. have to do with the balance of power on Old Terra? Brandi and her pals are determined to find out.  
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The Case of the Missing Twin 2

Written By: Derek Adams
Series: Miles Diamond #2
Published By: Extasy Books
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In part one, our hero, Miles Diamond, narrowly averts financial catastrophe when he is hired by David Travis to fi...
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In part one, our hero, Miles Diamond, narrowly averts financial catastrophe when he is hired by David Travis to find his missing twin brother. Unfortunately, Miles’ new case almost immediately throws him into a dangerous world of sex trafficking, drugs and international terrorism where he is soon in as much danger as the man he is trying to find. As part one ended, Miles found himself in the delectable, but dangerous, clutches of criminal mastermind Nelson Chin and his henchman, Jackson. We left Miles in a pit below the high tide mark, with water rising fast. Will he be rescued before the water rises above his head permanently? Will he be able to stop having hot sex long enough to find the missing twin? Will his best buddy, Rudy Vale, be able to resist the temptation of throttling him? To find the answer to some if not all of these questions, read on.
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The Warder's Gryphon

Written By: Viola Grace
Series: The Warders #5
Published By: Extasy Books
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Timmon has been sent by the Warder’s to find their missing cousin. After a few weeks of watching this extrao...
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Timmon has been sent by the Warder’s to find their missing cousin. After a few weeks of watching this extraordinary woman, he decides that she is the one for him. The problem is that he has been watching her in a non-human form. Now he needs to get onto her radar. That can mean only one thing. Moving in next door. You have never seen a house-warming this hot.
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The Warder's Dragon

Written By: Viola Grace
Series: The Warders #2
Published By: Extasy Books
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Take one hot, sexy dragon and a strong-minded Warder, and you have a story that breaths passion… In the mag...
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Take one hot, sexy dragon and a strong-minded Warder, and you have a story that breaths passion… In the magical land of Realm, where dragons and Djinns take human form, Anryn is being hunted by a demon…a demon bent on her destruction. Decklyn, a dragon who can take human form, is slated to protect her. Things quickly heat up between Anryn and the hot, devastatingly attractive Decklyn… and not only in the bedroom. Against Decklyn’s counsel, Anryn is determined to fight the demon on her own terms, possibly putting her life in danger in the process. Decklyn, unable to talk her out of it, must go along with her plan, and confront the demon in order to save his mate. The forces of sizzling sex, scorching love, and a formidable foe entwine to make The Warder’s Dragon one HOT love story.
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Boarding School Booty Master

Written By: Roger Brown
Published By: Extasy Books
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Warning: This books was previously published at eXtasy under the title The Crystal River. It has been re-edited an...
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Warning: This books was previously published at eXtasy under the title The Crystal River. It has been re-edited and revised extensively. As caretaker of the cavernous old country estate, Dan Mathis feared he might be lonely...but instead he finds himself embroiled in a ghostly mystery, sex slaver intrigue—and a horny young man’s most feverish fantasy fulfilled! Discovering a time portal, Dan hurtles back in time to the estate in the Victorian era, when it was a private boarding school for young women. Here he becomes voyeur, phantom, adventurer, seducer, despoiler of the young women’s virtues...and their savior from a hellish fate.
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Lady Jane and the Egyptian Curse

Written By: Ora Le Brocq
Published By: Extasy Books
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What links an archeological dig in the Valley of the Kings with a series of strange thefts of ancient Egyptian art...
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What links an archeological dig in the Valley of the Kings with a series of strange thefts of ancient Egyptian artifacts around the British Museum? What can rip solid wooden doors from their hinges, and survive being shot at point blank range? What ancient forces will the notorious adventuress Lady Jane Roseblood have to face as she investigates the matter? Can she solve the riddle? Can she survive the ancient Egyptian curse? Can she get enough sex along the way? A dark comic novel of sex, undead mummies, sex, ancient curses, sex, and Lady Jane Roseblood, Victorian England’s most notorious adventuress. And sex.
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Harriet and the Heman

Written By: Lark Westerly
Series: Tarot #0
Published By: Extasy Books
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Harriet Barnstormer pilots the 'Cornish Pisky', the only original strat-ship left on the deep-space run. L...
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Harriet Barnstormer pilots the 'Cornish Pisky', the only original strat-ship left on the deep-space run. Like any other member of the Skyjockey guild, Harriet is bound over to keep herself in top physical and sexual condition. To this end, she has relied on her antique purse-pecker, but this has now been taken off the market. Three quasi-human Hiram Heman Seductors have failed miserably to satisfy her needs, and Harriet takes out her frustration by writing rude letters to the Heman company rep, who promises her an upgraded model. When a man dressed in spacers' greens appears outside the "Pisky" just before launch, Harriet has no choice but to let him die in the blastoff or allow him on board... But, IS Xander Heman a man? Or is he the promised upgrade from Heman Inc.? If so, is he likely to call her a rose of mauveness and stick his head in her boot or suggest she's a fackable starfish?
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Elysian Games

Written By: Lark Westerly
Published By: Extasy Books
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Atalanta (fastest woman east or west of the Rockies) is the upstairs neighbor of the long-suffering Mel. Atalanta...
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Atalanta (fastest woman east or west of the Rockies) is the upstairs neighbor of the long-suffering Mel. Atalanta wants a casual relationship and someone to water her orchid when she’s training. Mel wants Atalanta, preferably naked and horizontal. Mel’s efforts in this direction involve some very virtual reality. Through Mel’s machinations, Atalanta finds herself in a training camp in ancient Greece, where she is must marry the athlete who can beat her in a race. The lusty lads are all super-speedy, so Atalanta sets about her own Elysian Games. She’s sure she can prevail if only she can discover each man’s sexual Achilles heel. While Atalanta engages with Greeks, Mel is beavering in the background to make his dreams of unlimited amorous games come true.
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Brandi Whyne 6

Written By: Celine Chatillon
Series: Brandi Whyne #6
Published By: Extasy Books
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What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill and The...
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What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne… And Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates. With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex! In Chapter Six, Kidnapped by Time Bandits, Brandi is sucked into an alternate dimension and forced to do a little sucking on some not-so-nice space pirates—including Robin Limpdick, the evil twin of her own lover, Robin Manhood. After a good licking, she meets Captain Jacques Swallows and his right hand man, Francois, who put her to the test. Can Brandi convince the time bandits that the crew of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip can do more than just throw a great orgy?
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Warrior's Captive: I, Briseis

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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She knew she should hate him. But once the great warrior Achilles takes his beautiful captive Briseis in his magni...
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She knew she should hate him. But once the great warrior Achilles takes his beautiful captive Briseis in his magnificent arms, she lives only for his embraces. Soon, though, his jealous commander will tear them apart, forcing to serve his own lust. War will cost her the man she loves, but peace will bring new perils when she earns the murderous jealousy of Helen of Troy. And at last, Briseis will stand alone to fight for her life against the deadliest foe of all—the cruel and cunning Odysseus—before he sends her on her own desperate journey, to find her beloved captor again. Too hot for the screen to hold, this story goes on where Hollywood leaves off—to the passionate reunion of this unforgettable pair.
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The Case of the Missing Twin 5

Written By: Derek Adams
Series: Miles Diamond #5
Published By: Extasy Books
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Clueless detective Miles Diamond scours the globe, leaving no man undone, in his quest to solve the case of the mi...
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Clueless detective Miles Diamond scours the globe, leaving no man undone, in his quest to solve the case of the missing twin. Our hero, Miles Diamond, narrowly averts financial catastrophe when he is hired by David Travis to find his missing twin brother. Unfortunately, Miles’ new case almost immediately throws him into a dangerous world of sex trafficking, drugs and international terrorism where he is soon in as much danger as the man he is trying to find. So far, Miles has survived an attempt to drown him, a bomb aboard an airplane, a pitched gun battle, a fall from the roof of Notre Dame Cathedral and enough hot sex to bring an ordinary man to his knees. Part 5: Miles and his pals arrive in Morocco and are immediately sidetracked by a sinister drug smuggler who whisks them up into the remote Atlas Mountains. After several tense days, the crew make their escape. They arrive in the fabled city of Marrakech where the action and danger intensifies as they draw closer to the elusive twin. The action reaches fever pitch in a derelict hotel where Miles makes one last heroic effort to save himself, his friends—and the money.  
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The Vicar of Passmore

Written By: Mark Alders
Published By: Extasy Books
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The country gives you more than fresh air. When the townsfolk of Passmore get wind of the fact their...
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The country gives you more than fresh air. When the townsfolk of Passmore get wind of the fact their Vicar’s new verger, Wilson Rooney, is gay, a series of events spark the start of both his and the vicar’s adventures when it comes to keeping the rather interesting flock of Passmore within the fold. Not only that, they’ll have to gain the approval of the parish council before Wilson can be accepted. No small task when it’s headed by one of the most conservative parish council leaders ever to have walked the face of God’s green earth. Can the vicar get Wilson accepted into the community? Or will his efforts result in a disaster that will divide the town they have been trying to keep together since the decline in population has hit them hard. Time will tell, but not before love blooms in the most unexpected way and the vicar uses some rather unorthodox methods to get his parishioners to see the light about Wilson and his lifestyle choice.
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Feuding Foursome

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Sunday morning TV shout show… Now that the Dueling Duo are...
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Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Sunday morning TV shout show… Now that the Dueling Duo are married, things are settling down on their Sunday morning TV shout show…to the producer’s great dismay. So he brings in two new co-hosts, resulting in a Feuding Foursome. But when four TV porn stars decide to use their own X-rated, on-demand program in order to impersonate the foursome, things start getting really wild in this silly but sexy sequel to Dueling Duo. And can things get any wilder, when a foreign prince with a strong spanking hand decides to get in on the act?
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Hotter The Second Time Around

Written By: Tierney Latham
Published By: Extasy Books
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Rory Aldridge was no saint. Neither was she a slut. But as she rounded 40, she began to think she should have spen...
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Rory Aldridge was no saint. Neither was she a slut. But as she rounded 40, she began to think she should have spent less time trying to be the former and more time enjoying being a little of the latter. She’d married a nice guy, raised two boys and enjoyed writing for one of Southern California’s top design magazines. But nothing she tries ever gets her husband to show any interest in sex. She fills her longing for passion with racy novels and fantasies of a man who wants her and knows how to show it. So when photographer Pete Hogue starts drifting by her desk with ready compliments, she is a more-than-willing listener. As flattery turns into chemistry, she tries to resist this divorced dad. But from the first time he kisses her, pulling up her leg around his hip unapologetically, she knows she is going to give in. But had she been so eager for what other women had that she rushed into something that wasn’t what it appeared? Had she finally tasted her long-awaited sexual moment only to find it jerked away by a guy who was looking more like a jerk by the moment?
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Manicorn

Written By: Jane Millington
Published By: Extasy Books
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A thirty-something professional woman takes advice from her well-meaning friends and quirky co-workers to decide w...
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A thirty-something professional woman takes advice from her well-meaning friends and quirky co-workers to decide whether to stay with her sexy, if somewhat boring, partner or risk leaving him for the promise of the true love she once thought she’d have but somehow had lost. We all love a villain in a romantic break-up but what if there isn’t one? In fact what if everything seems just fine but not absolutely, weak-at your knees, mind-blowingly fabulous—should you stay or should you go? This is the dilemma facing Jessica Tiller who begins to realise that Ben, the man she thought was her manicorn (a sensitive, sexy and soulful man—in other words, for most people: imaginary), is in fact just an extremely nice bloke. And her past, as well as her long-time friend, David, are starting to push her in a whole new unexpectedly sexier direction. When friends Stella and Minh’s blossoming romance and upcoming wedding makes commitment look pretty good, for Jessica it’s decision time. While Ben is busy working out with his gym buddy and resident office stunner, Elise, Jess turns to her best friend, happily married mother of two, Laura, who provides a wealth of experienced advice as does the gay sisterhood of Tiffany and Kristan. But when it comes to the crunch it’s up to Jessica to decide to what and to whom to commit. This humorous story is for those torn between the security of a totally inoffensive long-term relationship and the promise of the romance you once thought you’d have but you somehow lost.
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How Do You Capture A Vampire Investigation

Written By: M. Garnet
Series: Moore, Moore & More Investig #4
Published By: Extasy Books
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No one ever saw an ugly vampire or an old one, so why not capture one and let him do what the local cosmetic surge...
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No one ever saw an ugly vampire or an old one, so why not capture one and let him do what the local cosmetic surgeon can’t? The three partners of the firm Moore, Moore and More Investigations usually spend their time helping solve strange problems for people—strange problems that the Chicago police will not even consider, except to take the one making the complaint to the lock-up.
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Chain Reaction

Written By: Keiko Alvarez
Published By: Extasy Books
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Don’t get high on your own supply. Aliens have come up with the perfect plan—they’re going t...
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Don’t get high on your own supply. Aliens have come up with the perfect plan—they’re going to spike the Earth’s water supply with a drug that turns humans into sex—crazed animals. Their plan works perfectly until they make the mistake of drinking the water themselves.
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Miles Diamond and the Demon of Death 2

Written By: Derek Adams
Series: Miles Diamond #7
Published By: Extasy Books
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Miles Diamond and his pals are back! This time their adventures lead them to the jungles of Mexico in search of hi...
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Miles Diamond and his pals are back! This time their adventures lead them to the jungles of Mexico in search of hidden treasure. In part one, Miles narrowly escapes death when he is pushed in front of a bus after visiting the Seattle Art Museum. Later the same day he is hit by a car while gathering information at the home of a prominent collector of pre-Columbian art. What’s up at the museum? Why can’t Miles keep track of his clothes? And who the hell is the man in the gray suit? To find out at least some of the answers to these burning questions, dive headfirst into the second installment of Miles Diamond and the Demon of Death.
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