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I’m a Vampire…In Charge of Draculacare

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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When the mortals start vamping the vampires…then what’s a poor vampire to do?   Catering...
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When the mortals start vamping the vampires…then what’s a poor vampire to do?   Catering to a growing group of Undead Americans, the President has decreed that everyone must have a chance to benefit from his Eternal Care Act…more commonly known as “Draculacare.” It seems like a great idea….until it becomes all too clear that it is driving the vampires batty, with mortals becoming all too eager for their dark kisses (not to mention other intimate acts as well). Thus continues the silly but sexy best-selling series that started with I’m Undead and I Vote.  
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Boarding School Booty Master

Published By: Extasy Books
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Warning: This books was previously published at eXtasy under the title The Crystal River. It has been re-edited an...
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Warning: This books was previously published at eXtasy under the title The Crystal River. It has been re-edited and revised extensively. As caretaker of the cavernous old country estate, Dan Mathis feared he might be lonely...but instead he finds himself embroiled in a ghostly mystery, sex slaver intrigue—and a horny young man’s most feverish fantasy fulfilled! Discovering a time portal, Dan hurtles back in time to the estate in the Victorian era, when it was a private boarding school for young women. Here he becomes voyeur, phantom, adventurer, seducer, despoiler of the young women’s virtues...and their savior from a hellish fate.
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Lady Jane and the Egyptian Curse

Written By: Ora Le Brocq
Published By: Extasy Books
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What links an archeological dig in the Valley of the Kings with a series of strange thefts of ancient Egyptian art...
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What links an archeological dig in the Valley of the Kings with a series of strange thefts of ancient Egyptian artifacts around the British Museum? What can rip solid wooden doors from their hinges, and survive being shot at point blank range? What ancient forces will the notorious adventuress Lady Jane Roseblood have to face as she investigates the matter? Can she solve the riddle? Can she survive the ancient Egyptian curse? Can she get enough sex along the way? A dark comic novel of sex, undead mummies, sex, ancient curses, sex, and Lady Jane Roseblood, Victorian England’s most notorious adventuress. And sex.
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Harriet and the Heman

Written By: Lark Westerly
Published By: Extasy Books
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Harriet Barnstormer pilots the 'Cornish Pisky', the only original strat-ship left on the deep-space run. L...
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Harriet Barnstormer pilots the 'Cornish Pisky', the only original strat-ship left on the deep-space run. Like any other member of the Skyjockey guild, Harriet is bound over to keep herself in top physical and sexual condition. To this end, she has relied on her antique purse-pecker, but this has now been taken off the market. Three quasi-human Hiram Heman Seductors have failed miserably to satisfy her needs, and Harriet takes out her frustration by writing rude letters to the Heman company rep, who promises her an upgraded model. When a man dressed in spacers' greens appears outside the "Pisky" just before launch, Harriet has no choice but to let him die in the blastoff or allow him on board... But, IS Xander Heman a man? Or is he the promised upgrade from Heman Inc.? If so, is he likely to call her a rose of mauveness and stick his head in her boot or suggest she's a fackable starfish?
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Elysian Games

Written By: Lark Westerly
Published By: Extasy Books
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Atalanta (fastest woman east or west of the Rockies) is the upstairs neighbor of the long-suffering Mel. Atalanta...
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Atalanta (fastest woman east or west of the Rockies) is the upstairs neighbor of the long-suffering Mel. Atalanta wants a casual relationship and someone to water her orchid when she’s training. Mel wants Atalanta, preferably naked and horizontal. Mel’s efforts in this direction involve some very virtual reality. Through Mel’s machinations, Atalanta finds herself in a training camp in ancient Greece, where she is must marry the athlete who can beat her in a race. The lusty lads are all super-speedy, so Atalanta sets about her own Elysian Games. She’s sure she can prevail if only she can discover each man’s sexual Achilles heel. While Atalanta engages with Greeks, Mel is beavering in the background to make his dreams of unlimited amorous games come true.
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Brandi Whyne 6

Written By: Celine Chatillon
Series: Brandi Whyne #6
Published By: Extasy Books
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What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill and The...
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What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne… And Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates. With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex! In Chapter Six, Kidnapped by Time Bandits, Brandi is sucked into an alternate dimension and forced to do a little sucking on some not-so-nice space pirates—including Robin Limpdick, the evil twin of her own lover, Robin Manhood. After a good licking, she meets Captain Jacques Swallows and his right hand man, Francois, who put her to the test. Can Brandi convince the time bandits that the crew of the Pulsating Purple Parsnip can do more than just throw a great orgy?
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Mistress Sheila and Her Four Naughty Elves

Written By: Beverly Rae
Published By: Extasy Books
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WARNING: This story contains handcuffs, whips, a studded collar and some Christmas magic Sheila Simmons, a new wit...
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WARNING: This story contains handcuffs, whips, a studded collar and some Christmas magic Sheila Simmons, a new witch, decides to take a night off from studying for her magic final exams and talking with her mother about her lack of a husband. Instead, she attends a friend's holiday masquerade party. Her costume: a dominatrix female Santa Claus named Mistress Sheila. Once at the party, Sheila discovers just how popular her costume is. In fact, four small men dressed as elves take every opportunity to chat her up. She uses her magic to change the four diminutive men into four handsome, sexy hunks and takes her pretend role as dominatrix to heart. But the men surprise her when they add a little magic of their own.
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Warrior's Captive: I, Briseis

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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She knew she should hate him. But once the great warrior Achilles takes his beautiful captive Briseis in his magni...
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She knew she should hate him. But once the great warrior Achilles takes his beautiful captive Briseis in his magnificent arms, she lives only for his embraces. Soon, though, his jealous commander will tear them apart, forcing to serve his own lust. War will cost her the man she loves, but peace will bring new perils when she earns the murderous jealousy of Helen of Troy. And at last, Briseis will stand alone to fight for her life against the deadliest foe of all—the cruel and cunning Odysseus—before he sends her on her own desperate journey, to find her beloved captor again. Too hot for the screen to hold, this story goes on where Hollywood leaves off—to the passionate reunion of this unforgettable pair.
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Salem's Seduction

Written By: Patti Shenberger, Stephani Hecht
Published By: Extasy Books
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Gabrielle, the younger sister of Athena, is sick of always living in her sister's shadow. Born from a human mo...
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Gabrielle, the younger sister of Athena, is sick of always living in her sister's shadow. Born from a human mother, Gabrielle not only has sporadic powers, but she always seems to make a mess of things. Dismayed that she hasn't ended up in the history and storybooks like big sis, Gabrielle sets out to make herself known. She travels to different places in time, trying to set up couples and make them find their HEA. Whether they want it or not. Of course, things never go the way she plans. Off on her adventures, Gabrielle drags her lovers along. Adam, son of the goddess Nyx, and Mnemosyne's son, Carter. How bad can it get, you ask? Well, the Chicago Fire wasn't started by a cow. You have three guesses, but the first two don't count as her two companions are innocent.
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Instruction Manual

Written By: Keiko Alvarez
Published By: Extasy Books
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The dedication says it all…For those who wanted to know, but were afraid to ask. Or didn’t know where...
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The dedication says it all…For those who wanted to know, but were afraid to ask. Or didn’t know where to go to ask… Here’s the perfect Girl’s Guide to Threesomes.
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I'm a Viking and I Protest

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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“Ravished by Ragnar”—“Enslaved by Eric”—Karl Gustavsen is tired of seeing erot...
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“Ravished by Ragnar”—“Enslaved by Eric”—Karl Gustavsen is tired of seeing erotic romance writers turn his ancestors into these steamy sex fantasies. So he starts the Viking Anti-Defamation League to sue the author, Rose Jacobson, along with her publisher, Orgazm Books. But his favorite Viking relic might prove that everything she says is true. Every time he touches it, she is pretty sure to wind up getting—well—carried away.
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I'm a Vampire at War on Halloween

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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That batty bunch you first met in “I’m Undead and I Vote” is back...both sillier and sexier than...
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That batty bunch you first met in “I’m Undead and I Vote” is back...both sillier and sexier than ever. This time, Count Dracula himself is on the prowl…determined to finish the holiday fun and put the Hell back in Halloween. But first, he must face a two feuding TV talk show hosts…his nagging mother…and, oh yes, his growing passion for a history teacher who knows his sad true story. Along the way, he’ll find lots of the other crazy creatures you have met in this best-selling series. They include the first undead activist…her friend the fierce were-Maltese…and the country’s be-witching First Lady.
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The Warder's Dragon

Written By: Viola Grace
Series: The Warders #2
Published By: Extasy Books
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Take one hot, sexy dragon and a strong-minded Warder, and you have a story that breaths passion… In the mag...
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Take one hot, sexy dragon and a strong-minded Warder, and you have a story that breaths passion… In the magical land of Realm, where dragons and Djinns take human form, Anryn is being hunted by a demon…a demon bent on her destruction. Decklyn, a dragon who can take human form, is slated to protect her. Things quickly heat up between Anryn and the hot, devastatingly attractive Decklyn… and not only in the bedroom. Against Decklyn’s counsel, Anryn is determined to fight the demon on her own terms, possibly putting her life in danger in the process. Decklyn, unable to talk her out of it, must go along with her plan, and confront the demon in order to save his mate. The forces of sizzling sex, scorching love, and a formidable foe entwine to make The Warder’s Dragon one HOT love story.
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The Warder's Gryphon

Written By: Viola Grace
Series: The Warders #5
Published By: Extasy Books
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Timmon has been sent by the Warder’s to find their missing cousin. After a few weeks of watching this extrao...
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Timmon has been sent by the Warder’s to find their missing cousin. After a few weeks of watching this extraordinary woman, he decides that she is the one for him. The problem is that he has been watching her in a non-human form. Now he needs to get onto her radar. That can mean only one thing. Moving in next door. You have never seen a house-warming this hot.
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Highland Fling

Written By: Derek Adams
Published By: Extasy Books
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When checking out your best friend inherited castle in Scotland leads to the castle’s resident ghost asking...
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When checking out your best friend inherited castle in Scotland leads to the castle’s resident ghost asking you to check out the uncharted territory beneath the pleats of his kilt—well, what is the polite response?   Frank cancels a trip to the beach to help his buddy Randy check out the Scottish castle he has unexpectedly inherited. The castle is a wreck, Randy is a mess and Frank is furious—until he encounters the real Laird of the Manor and indulges in a ghostly highland fling.  
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Christmas in Passmore

Written By: Mark Alders
Published By: Extasy Books
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The Country gives you more than fresh air, even at Christmas.   The romantic and comedic adventures o...
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The Country gives you more than fresh air, even at Christmas.   The romantic and comedic adventures of Wilson and his dishy doctor boyfriend, Edmund, continue. This time, Christmas is fast approaching so not only does the seasonal calendar need to be organized and presents bought, but with the help of the vicar and all the Parish Council, the main Christmas event has to be planned—the unveiling of the new town statue. Oh my. Sure, the town may have got over the fact Wilson and the doctor are a couple, but if everything goes right—and it never will—they may not forget this Christmas. Let’s just say, everything possible will be done to stop this Christmas from making the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras look like Mother Teresa’s picnic for good girls. Even so, Christmas this year will certainly be different in Passmore. Can Wilson and Edmund survive the festive season? Can the town? And what surprise does Edmund have in store for Wilson that will turn his world upside down?
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The Sicilian Undead

Written By: K. B. Forrest
Published By: Extasy Books
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When a powerful vampire leader hands out penalties, it is terrifying, like thunder and lightning, and even the dem...
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When a powerful vampire leader hands out penalties, it is terrifying, like thunder and lightning, and even the demons and spirits cannot undo his work: Eliade.   Life sucked more than Tony thought possible. When Vampire Dragomir Eliade sucks out his mortal life, he finally fights back and wins in his own way. No longer bound by the awful curse of being a street fruit vendor, handsome Tony sets his sights on the goal of starting his own detective agency. He and his worshipful sidekick, Eliade, take a bite out of crime. When a fearful father seeks help from the duo, Tony realizes that he is up against harsh odds. A statue looted from an Iraqi museum turns out to be an image possessed by the Evil Spirit, Iblis himself. The man, an antiques broker, knew that he was purchasing a stolen item. What he doesn’t know is that a Satanist cult wants the statue for its own, and to get it, its members have brainwashed his daughter and won her over to the side of evil. Will Tony have the power it takes to go up against the Evil Spirit, or will he and Eliade become the unwilling servants of the newly risen monster?
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Feuding Foursome

Written By: Jackie Rose
Published By: Extasy Books
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Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Sunday morning TV shout show… Now that the Dueling Duo are...
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Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Sunday morning TV shout show… Now that the Dueling Duo are married, things are settling down on their Sunday morning TV shout show…to the producer’s great dismay. So he brings in two new co-hosts, resulting in a Feuding Foursome. But when four TV porn stars decide to use their own X-rated, on-demand program in order to impersonate the foursome, things start getting really wild in this silly but sexy sequel to Dueling Duo. And can things get any wilder, when a foreign prince with a strong spanking hand decides to get in on the act?
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The Vicar of Passmore

Written By: Mark Alders
Published By: Extasy Books
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The country gives you more than fresh air. When the townsfolk of Passmore get wind of the fact their...
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The country gives you more than fresh air. When the townsfolk of Passmore get wind of the fact their Vicar’s new verger, Wilson Rooney, is gay, a series of events spark the start of both his and the vicar’s adventures when it comes to keeping the rather interesting flock of Passmore within the fold. Not only that, they’ll have to gain the approval of the parish council before Wilson can be accepted. No small task when it’s headed by one of the most conservative parish council leaders ever to have walked the face of God’s green earth. Can the vicar get Wilson accepted into the community? Or will his efforts result in a disaster that will divide the town they have been trying to keep together since the decline in population has hit them hard. Time will tell, but not before love blooms in the most unexpected way and the vicar uses some rather unorthodox methods to get his parishioners to see the light about Wilson and his lifestyle choice.
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The Case of the Missing Twin 5

Written By: Derek Adams
Series: Miles Diamond #5
Published By: Extasy Books
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Clueless detective Miles Diamond scours the globe, leaving no man undone, in his quest to solve the case of the mi...
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Clueless detective Miles Diamond scours the globe, leaving no man undone, in his quest to solve the case of the missing twin. Our hero, Miles Diamond, narrowly averts financial catastrophe when he is hired by David Travis to find his missing twin brother. Unfortunately, Miles’ new case almost immediately throws him into a dangerous world of sex trafficking, drugs and international terrorism where he is soon in as much danger as the man he is trying to find. So far, Miles has survived an attempt to drown him, a bomb aboard an airplane, a pitched gun battle, a fall from the roof of Notre Dame Cathedral and enough hot sex to bring an ordinary man to his knees. Part 5: Miles and his pals arrive in Morocco and are immediately sidetracked by a sinister drug smuggler who whisks them up into the remote Atlas Mountains. After several tense days, the crew make their escape. They arrive in the fabled city of Marrakech where the action and danger intensifies as they draw closer to the elusive twin. The action reaches fever pitch in a derelict hotel where Miles makes one last heroic effort to save himself, his friends—and the money.  
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