It was series of unfortunate events for Princess Lily. She was quite used to a pampered life, where her wants rarely failed to materialize. Thus, she was quite unprepared to be dumped by her suitor, Sir Justin, for a princess with larger assets, and greater land holdings. In a rage, she cried out “If love is pain, then I want to be hurt.”

Her fairy godmother, granted her wish, along with other desires she spoke of. Princess Lily suddenly found herself captured by the vile, although devilish handsome, Sir Gawain. The Kidnapping of Damsels Laws allowed him one week, using any methods at his disposal, to persuade her to accept his hand in marriage.

Lily was ready to suffer his torments to maintain her honour, but more surprises awaited the delicate princess.